Christmas Gift Ideas for Adults

Shopping for adults sucks. Seriously. If they need something, they’ve probably bought it already. And nobody knows what they want until they want it. What the hell, right? Why can’t this be easier?

Don’t worry though. Your Secret-Supplier-Santa James is here to save your Yuletide cheer.

Most of these are low cost, anywhere from $10 to $35. Whether you’re a poor college student, a frustrated friend of another adult, or looking for stock stuffers, here’s a few ideas to let them know you care about them. Or at least tolerate them.

Bones Coffee Company Sampler Packs

A pound of beans is a commitment. If folks don’t like it, congratulations! It was a shameful waste. But Bones Coffee Company, with their goofy commercials and wide-range of flavors, has the solution with their flavor packs.

There are several sets with flavors like cannoli, s’mores, dark chocolate… the options just go on and on. If you’re giving someone a present early enough, you might want to look at the unique holiday flavors. Although $35, each set comes with five flavors in individual bags. So you could just divide it among your friends, you clever devil you.

Bombas Socks

Teenagers roll their eyes at socks or underwear. And although giving an adult panties or boxers might send the wrong message, we can never get enough good socks.

I’ve heard good things about Bombas, enough that I figured giving a pair to a friend would be a fun experiment. Oh, and don’t get plain jane white or black. Get them something fun! Colorful. Something for the gym or just banging around the house.

Bath Toys for Toddlers

Easy mode ends for parents once their newborn becomes a toddler. Some days, parents luck out and the kid’s fine with a bath. Other times, we’re thankful they don’t bash their head against the ceramic in their tantrum. We get to roll these dice almost every night for the next four years or so…

If you know new parents, anything that makes bath time easier is appreciated. Novel ideas like Crayola Bathtub Finger Paint Soap sets, Bath Bombs for Kids, or a bubble blowing Bath Toy might be the difference between agony or fun. Or a stinky kid.

Electronic Cleaning Kits

Here’s a quick and easy idea for the office mates or those who are computer-bound. Sooner or later, that keyboard is going to get gross. Solution? Easy. An electronic cleaning kit. There are a variety of vendors to check out and many of them are just as useful for keyboards and other small objects. It’s hard to go wrong with this one.

Flexbar Therapy Bar

Chances are you know at least one adult who is trying to stay in shape. Unfortunately these dedicated folks might encounter a little thing called lateral epicondylitis, better known as “tennis elbow.” Spoiler: it’s common, and it sucks.

But there’s a simple solution. For roughly $20, you can pick up the FlexBar, an elastic bar used for strengthening the tendons of the wrist. The color represent levels of difficulty. Just caution people that it’ll take several weeks of application to see results, and to watch tutorial videos for a few techniques.

Japanese Treat Box

For the adults who like an adventure, or different varieties of sugar, a Bokksu Japanese snack box is a great way to surprise and (hopefully) delight them. Subscriptions can be as little as one month ($50) or a whole year ($40 a month). If that’s a little rich for your taste and/or wallet, their boutique has a variety of options for far less.

Oh, and Bokksu is not the only game in town. There’s also Sakuraco, who is not so pricey. Don’t forget to look for a holiday discount code before checkout.

Pet Toys

You can’t forget the dogs, man! In my particular case, a chum made the decision to get a Pit Bull. Wonderful chap. Destroys any toy he sets his teeth to, an artist if you will. So I decided “What the hell!” and gave Bullymake tough dog toys a shot. If it survives, fantastic! If not, we’ll know better. Christmas is the season of mad science.

What about cats, you ask? Sigh, I hadn’t thought about that, but there’s a good friend of mine with three. So I may check out this KitNipBox.com so his felines can feast.

Disclaimer. I didn’t get paid jack for writing this, nor is it AI-generated. Someone is actually giving away gift ideas from the bottom of his heart.

So Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

New York 2016 (Part 2)

old-brooklyn-bagel-shoppeSaturday brought with it colder temperatures. While such chill might have called for a warmer meal, we decided to begin our day with a traditional N.Y. bagel. Courtesy the recommendation of family friend Kathryn, we stopped at the Old Brooklyn Bagel Shoppe.

Suffice to say, I was not expecting to have the best bagel of my adult life.

It’s difficult to explain exactly why the bread was so good. It was soft, but it also had a kind of heartiness that is difficult to replicate even among master bakers. But when I inquired, I was told it was just a regular New York bagel.

“It’s something about the water,” Cassie said.

I got curious enough to take a quick look around about the secret. According to an article from NPR, the calcium and magnesium in the water is a factor, but the primary reason they’re so good is by boiling the bagel before baking it in the oven. I have doubts however. The quality of these bagels would decimate rival businesses in the south. And although I’ve witnessed the bakers at Einstein Brother’s in D.C. boiling their bagels in a large vat, they still weren’t nearly as good as this.

A change in manufacturing techniques is easy enough to apply. Shipping large quantities of hard water akin to that of New York? Not so much. Geography and economics, man. There’s a reason you don’t grow bananas in the north.

Another subway trip sent us over the East River and into Manhattan. My words, the ones I did not know at the time would initiate this trip, were how much I’ve always wanted to see the city during Christmas. And although I desire to tour more of Brooklyn and the Bronx someday, Manhattan was undoubtedly the place to be for the seasonal festivities.

The nearby department stores held arrays of knick knacks and household items that were oddly unique compared to the wares in Washington. We wandered not one but two separate market spaces, where holiday gifts were acquired and sights beheld. During a search for a restroom, I accidentally blundered into Eataly (pictured above on the right), a vast space of Italian restaurants and stores, where we procured specialty olive oils and salts as presents for the people in our life who usually have everything.

When we returned to the streets, a thought crossed my mind. I couldn’t help but ponder what condition the soil and earth was like, far below the many layers of of cement and asphalt. I don’t know why I considered this. Perhaps it was simply from looking at Manhattan both on a map and the street. While the district is technically an island, the city has developed over the northern bodies of water that make it so. Thus the metropolis itself could be considered a peninsula, while the topographic location is not.

I pondered the economic realities of this. The cost of living here, the price paid for every truck delivering food, medical supplies, clothing. The infrastructure for providing potable water, fuel, electricity and high-speed cable. The every day needs of approximately 1,626,000 people. People divorced from the simple mundanities of grass, hills and fields. Far from forests and greenery, mountains and deserts. And employment. How could they all possibly find jobs here? Could there truly be that many opportunities in this jungle of concrete and steel? With so many occupations being automated more and more often, it seemed… unfathomable.

This line of thought was lost over a later lunch at 5 Napkin Burger on 9th. Cassie had dined at the restaurant some years ago, and since then it has expanded to the cusp of becoming a full chain, with four locations across New York and a fifth in Boston. Sitting down I could see why. The burgers were thick and the ingredients (gruyere and French onions) savory and memorable, satisfying in the way only a fine hamburger can. The service was lightning fast too, a relief for Cassie who was eager to secure our seats at the Westside Theatre.

Seats to see Othello: The Remix, the highlight of the day. If not the entire trip.

Now I freely admit that I’ve never read the tale of Othello, though I did have a basic understanding of its premise. That and the fact it had long given us the phrase, “the beast with two backs.” But the performance dazzled and entertained. The eponymous role was handled by Postell Pringle while Jackson Doran flipped between Cassio and Emilia, all to beats provided by DJ Supernova. And the Q Brothers, who wore many hats as directors, writers and performers; GQ juggling between Rodrigo, Loco Vito and Bianca, while JQ brilliantly portrayed main antagonist Iago.

othello-remixThe timelessness of Shakespeare’s work stems from utterly human themes. You could dial the setting to any time and place and still find the story as meaningful as the day it was written. In this case, Othello is the star of his day: a DJ who rose in the music scene to become the golden man of his record label. But the recruitment of his new best man Cassio enrages front man Iago. And when Othello meets, falls in love and marries off-stage Desdemona, Iago turns his jealousy into an arsenal of lies to undo all Othello has made.

Although the tale is a tragedy, we found ourselves laughing hard and often at the gentle and natural humor. Each performer handled some pinnacle virtue on the stage: if Pringle was the soul and JQ the brains, then Doran and GQ were the humorous heart and swift hands that held the performance high. I could see Disney someday trying to poach this, especially Iago’s villainous musical number which, just like the greatest Disney films, was the best of the performance.

Now when life hits, it hits hardest following triumphs, when we’re on a pillar to knock down. Following the play we ventured to Starbucks for some coffee. And soon after, I realized my wallet was gone.

In all my years, I have been very careful not to lose something so important. And the optimistic half of me, the part that still has faith in humanity, refuses to say it was stolen. Regardless, I took the most prudent measures. After backtracking and confirming we couldn’t find it, I cancelled the credit cards, ordered new ones and had a warning put out. I tried to file a police report on the phone about my license but it proved to be a real pain: you have to go into the precinct station of which the property was lost to fill out a report.

A little research revealed that a lost driver’s license can cause interesting problems. While my credit was fairly secured, the real problem happens if someone presents my driver’s license in case of a ticket or accident. The damages go to my name and the problems compound if ignored. Other than that, the more likely possibility is that some 16 year old is probably making bank buying and reselling liquor to his friends with my ID. If so then kudos to you, you little bastard/entrepreneur.

Anyway, I had done all I could at the time. Back to our travels.

It was getting dark, and was the prime time to go tour the Christmas decorations. Macy’s and other such department stores create wonderful displays in their windows and showcases each year. Although my mood was soured by my misfortune, it was hard not to be moved by the sights. The picture of the mannequin above drew my eye because of its whimsical and creative nature, some mix of innovative madness that I’d expect from Stanley Kubrick in his prime.

I must admit that I lacked foresight regarding one tiny detail of our trip. Perhaps it was all the holiday movies over the years, confusing my sense of how the world really works, but Manhattan’s sidewalks and streets are never so barren and without people. Least of all during what maybe the pinnacle tourist season, and we found ourselves struggling through hundreds of warm bodies just to get a meaningful glimpse of the Rockefeller Center.

treeBut… we succeeded.

We carefully passed the masses, surprised by the number of parents who bothered to bring babies in strollers. But the people there were good-natured and patient, taking moments to gather photos of themselves and loved ones, and then politely moving to allow others to do the same. Or even taking the pictures for them. Below us, crowds whisked across the ice, and we knew better than to entertain the three hour wait to go skating ourselves.

Some clever use of the tunnels allowed us to bypass bustling crosswalks. As we briefly went underground, I quietly wondered just how vertical New York would become in the coming decades. If entire underground plazas would someday be constructed under the surface, making way for more and more people at the cost of sunlight.

I suspect concerns for security would stop such a possibility. If architecture is an enduring physical manifestation of culture, there are those who would turn it against us.

Our final meal for the night was at Oiji in East Village. We managed to sit down earlier than our reservation and pondered the menu for a while. Most of my prior experiences with Korean dishes tended towards the easier lunch affair, especially my favorite: daeji bulgogi, a spicy pulled pork. I would describe Korean food as something between Chinese and Japanese in its main ingredients, but with spice combinations that tend to appeal more to the typical American palette. It can be hot, and many have underestimated the flare of kimchi.

But there’s a lot of familiar flavors under the surface of their dishes.

We began with smoked mackerel and a plate of their signature honey butter chips. The fish was good if a little strong on the nose with the flavors of the sea. I do not normally eat white fish, and dining upon it made me hunger from something tropical and red, such mahi-mahi or ahi tuna. The chips (yes, potato chips) were sweet and I found myself wishing we heeded our waiter and eaten it as a dessert.

We ordered the friend chicken with spicy soy vinaigrette, the jang-jo-rim with buttered rice and a soft boiled egg, and handmade dumplings in white beef broth. With each dish, we found a strange tendency to prefer not the main ingredient, such as the portions of meat, but rather the secondary components. The vinaigrette was more the highlight than the chicken. The buttered rice surpassed the jang-jo-rim’s beef. And while the large dumplings were good it was the broth itself that was great, whose secret ingredient was actually a hint of mussels. I pondered what the chef could do with a vegetarian or pescatarian menu.

As we had one more day ahead of us with a good friend of mine, we decided to call it a night and rest our exhausted feet. Tune in on Monday for the last part.