Christmas Gift Ideas for Adults

Shopping for adults sucks. Seriously. If they need something, they’ve probably bought it already. And nobody knows what they want until they want it. What the hell, right? Why can’t this be easier?

Don’t worry though. Your Secret-Supplier-Santa James is here to save your Yuletide cheer.

Most of these are low cost, anywhere from $10 to $35. Whether you’re a poor college student, a frustrated friend of another adult, or looking for stock stuffers, here’s a few ideas to let them know you care about them. Or at least tolerate them.

Bones Coffee Company Sampler Packs

A pound of beans is a commitment. If folks don’t like it, congratulations! It was a shameful waste. But Bones Coffee Company, with their goofy commercials and wide-range of flavors, has the solution with their flavor packs.

There are several sets with flavors like cannoli, s’mores, dark chocolate… the options just go on and on. If you’re giving someone a present early enough, you might want to look at the unique holiday flavors. Although $35, each set comes with five flavors in individual bags. So you could just divide it among your friends, you clever devil you.

Bombas Socks

Teenagers roll their eyes at socks or underwear. And although giving an adult panties or boxers might send the wrong message, we can never get enough good socks.

I’ve heard good things about Bombas, enough that I figured giving a pair to a friend would be a fun experiment. Oh, and don’t get plain jane white or black. Get them something fun! Colorful. Something for the gym or just banging around the house.

Bath Toys for Toddlers

Easy mode ends for parents once their newborn becomes a toddler. Some days, parents luck out and the kid’s fine with a bath. Other times, we’re thankful they don’t bash their head against the ceramic in their tantrum. We get to roll these dice almost every night for the next four years or so…

If you know new parents, anything that makes bath time easier is appreciated. Novel ideas like Crayola Bathtub Finger Paint Soap sets, Bath Bombs for Kids, or a bubble blowing Bath Toy might be the difference between agony or fun. Or a stinky kid.

Electronic Cleaning Kits

Here’s a quick and easy idea for the office mates or those who are computer-bound. Sooner or later, that keyboard is going to get gross. Solution? Easy. An electronic cleaning kit. There are a variety of vendors to check out and many of them are just as useful for keyboards and other small objects. It’s hard to go wrong with this one.

Flexbar Therapy Bar

Chances are you know at least one adult who is trying to stay in shape. Unfortunately these dedicated folks might encounter a little thing called lateral epicondylitis, better known as “tennis elbow.” Spoiler: it’s common, and it sucks.

But there’s a simple solution. For roughly $20, you can pick up the FlexBar, an elastic bar used for strengthening the tendons of the wrist. The color represent levels of difficulty. Just caution people that it’ll take several weeks of application to see results, and to watch tutorial videos for a few techniques.

Japanese Treat Box

For the adults who like an adventure, or different varieties of sugar, a Bokksu Japanese snack box is a great way to surprise and (hopefully) delight them. Subscriptions can be as little as one month ($50) or a whole year ($40 a month). If that’s a little rich for your taste and/or wallet, their boutique has a variety of options for far less.

Oh, and Bokksu is not the only game in town. There’s also Sakuraco, who is not so pricey. Don’t forget to look for a holiday discount code before checkout.

Pet Toys

You can’t forget the dogs, man! In my particular case, a chum made the decision to get a Pit Bull. Wonderful chap. Destroys any toy he sets his teeth to, an artist if you will. So I decided “What the hell!” and gave Bullymake tough dog toys a shot. If it survives, fantastic! If not, we’ll know better. Christmas is the season of mad science.

What about cats, you ask? Sigh, I hadn’t thought about that, but there’s a good friend of mine with three. So I may check out this KitNipBox.com so his felines can feast.

Disclaimer. I didn’t get paid jack for writing this, nor is it AI-generated. Someone is actually giving away gift ideas from the bottom of his heart.

So Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

“How to Write a Mystery” Book Review

Seeking to improve my skills, I ordered a copy of How to Write a Mystery, edited by Lee Child. At first glance, anyone who enjoys a whodunit would get a little excited. Some 70 authors were invited by the Mystery Writers of America to contribute, and I was eager to absorb their wisdom.

A few reasons for my interest. First, my ongoing Call of Cthulhu game. Surely developmental ideas from fellow authors could transition to the TTRPG scene quite nicely. Second, mystery knows no real bounds. The Robots of Dawn by Isaac Asimov is an example of a sci-fi mystery, while the entire Harry Potter series is such in the trappings of magical fantasy. Even the super hero genre benefits. Batman: The Long Halloween is an excellent tale, a puzzling series of murders still discussed and analyzed today.

Coming from some professional experience, I envisioned trying a few new methodologies or perhaps adding a fresh frame of mind to the tacklebox. Unfortunately, How to Write a Mystery wasn’t exactly what I sought.

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James’ Halloween Jams

It’s spooky season and we don’t mess around in my haunted house. Although there’s plenty of timeless tunes, Halloween-themed options have grown lately thanks to new bands embracing the holiday or horror in general.

This list is a mixture of classics, new earworms, and near forgotten gems waiting to be rediscovered. Each earned its place through haunting melodies, dark lyrics, or terror-inducing imagery. All are ideal for parties or chilling with friends. It is not in any particular order, and ranges from goofy and fun to very adult, for which I’ll provide NSFW warnings.

If you enjoy this, be sure to check out my latest release, Arkham Horror: Secrets in Scarlet from Aconyte Books. A set of globetrotting, thriller-horror adventures with stories by Josh Reynolds, Carrie Harris and MJ Newman.

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“Secrets in Scarlet” Out Now!

Arkham Horror: Secrets in Scarlet, edited by Charlotte Llewelyn-Wells. Available now.

It’s release day for Secrets in Scarlet, a new anthology celebrating the upcoming Arkham Horror: Scarlet Keys expansion. Bonus? Yours truly contributed a little story called “In Art, Truth.”

Ece Şahin. Art historian. Curator for the Museum of Turkish and Islamic Arts. Member of the Red Coterie, an organization dedicated to finding and safeguarding dangerous artifacts of otherworldly powers. One of which may be hidden in Istanbul. Yet as Ece and her assistant Haluk seek the past, a rival cult emerges to challenge her cabal. Unwilling to play the game on their level, Ece will discover just how alone she is… unless she changes her approach.

Suffice to say, my gaming friends where gobsmacked by the news. We even celebrated by playing a round of Arkham Horror: The Card Game.

“How did James do it?” you may ask. Believe it or not, my writing magic involves no blood sacrifices. Just sleep sacrifice and a whole lot of reading. Here’s a few of my author’s notes for “In Art, Truth.”

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Readers Know Your Shenanigans

The studies are in, and they strongly suggest that readers are smart cookies. Indeed, word addicts possess more fluid and crystallized intelligence. They’re more empathetic. They have wider vocabularies, less stress, and better memory. They are the superior nerd!

So why the hell do some authors treat readers like they’re suckers?

Look buddy. If you’re buying automated book reviews, readers will catch you. Nor can you force your novel to “become a viral sensation.” Even the almighty Big Five can’t do that. If they could, we’d have a new bestseller every week.

“What?” you may ask, with statistically probable innocence. “What do you mean? What ‘tricks’ have been tried before?”

Oh, let me count the ways…

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1D Creators

In the business, can other authors really help you as a writer?

Many folks go, “Yeah! Absolutely!” and mention their writing groups. Or point to big name authors who provide promotional quotes for marketing. Maybe they’ll even point to review exchanges, where novelists swap books and publicly applaud each other.

…yeeeeeeaaahhh. Honesty time.

Writing groups aren’t bad or anything, but most attendees just want to be the hot topic du jour. Few will give you deep, valuable criticism because that takes effort. If they knew the market’s tastes, they wouldn’t be hanging out at the library on a Tuesday night—they’d be employed at a publisher. It just becomes the blind leading the blind.

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Artificial Aesthetic

“At long last!” self-published authors declare, deviously twirling their evil mustaches. “Thank to the power of artificial intelligence, I no longer have to pay a premium for beautiful cover art!”

Okay, I’m embellishing that. Still, it’s hard to ignore the zeitgeist. Last month, social media was inundated with image after beautiful image. Reddit and Facebook briefly became digital art museums of the information age before mods cracked down on the deluge. The situation was not lost on Ars Technica.

The art flood has slowed or stopped, but uncertainty remains. We finally live in a time where something gorgeous and one-of-a-kind can be mass produced faster than toilet paper during an epidemic. Still, why take my word on the matter when you can try it yourself?

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June Skullduggery

Pride month is here, and unfortunately I’m spending most of it at home, entertaining guests and taking care of household needs. Next month holds bigger plans, including a wedding and even a beach getaway. June is my month to prepare.

And preparing I am. For those who don’t know, I became a parent almost five months ago. This prompted thoughts as to how my own parents could have done more for their health. So I’ve put myself on a dieting and exercise regime to get the weight down. A routine that involves an hour on the treadmill for four days a week, usually coupled with almost an hour of calisthenics and weight lifting.

I’ve been at it for about a month now. Aside from weight loss, some extra muscle is really helpful. There’s always something heavy to be lifted, be it the baby carrier, stroller, or additional bags. It could come in handy next year when I return to fan conventions, and have to lug all those extra books to the booths…

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Clappin’ the Book Slappers

If you have this thing called the interweb, you may have been exposed to virulent contagions known as “memes.” To date, the CDC has no known procedure for handling exposure to these infectious buggers, but one particular strain is on my mind.

Book slappers.

Yes, book slappers. The fictitious job in which a literary snob would strike a movie director with a printed novel, or perhaps a very durable e-reader, for the audacity of possessing creativity. As if movie studios exist for the express purpose of selling novels. Because many claim “the book is always better than the movie.”

Is it really? Are books always better than movies? Or are we justifying the many hours a novel requires against the runtime of a full-length film? Not unlike how we merely think expensive wines taste better?

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Paired Writing Techniques

The year is 202X. Technology and progress have advanced to such a point that two nerds can get together and create poetry from thousands of miles apart. What a time to be alive!

While solo writing will always be the norm, it’s easier and more reasonable to share the experience with co-writers than ever. The Expanse, a recent book-turned-television series phenomenon, is actually a team effort by Daniel Abraham and Ty Franck under the pseudonym James S.A. Corey. The San Cicaro series is no stranger to paired writing either. While working on Beasts of San Cicaro and Decades of San Cicaro (which is out this week by the way), Andrew and I got together to create the misadventures of one Olivia Murphy, the book series’ new hostess.

“By why?” the naysayers scream. “Why would I share writing credit with anyone? The glory is mine alone! There can be only one!

Eaaaaaasy Highlander… I can think of three good reasons.

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