Publishers List Now Available

It also dispenses candy when you click the link. Candy, and enemas.

It also dispenses candy when you click the link. Candy, and enemas.

What? What’s this?

What is this new link on the top right?

What are these “Publishers” you speak of?

Well for you writer-type readers, what pitifully few of you there are, finding the publishers is usually a fifth of the battle. Between imagining bold new worlds, writing about them and then filling them with sex and violence (hopefully not mixed together), we may need somebody to edit our stories and push them out for us.

Now you too can be rejected repeatedly by the same people who rejected my (literary) advances!

The publishing list will be updated and expanded upon shortly, so check back every few days for more links, more publishers and more disappointment.

Stay tuned! Or don’t! See if I care! … Please don’t go.

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100th Blog Post

This morning, the internet woke up and rubbed its face, brushing off the crusty crap of attempted blogs, websites and other crud that grows on it. Normally, it sheds unused pages after a wash, cleansing itself of the loquaciousness of people who finally shut up.

But this morning, something was different. Something was strange, off.

This blemish, this mark was still here.

A worried look passed on the internet’s face as it took a magnifying glass to the mirror to take a look. And up close, its eyes widened as it saw the mark on its countenance… and the mark read:

He2etic’s Hysterical Horoscope 100th post celebration!

The internet’s reaction was both rational and understandable.

Well good morning to you too, internet.

Well good morning to you too, internet.

100 blog posts and I’m still here. So I should probably celebrate… or, something. So I’ve decided that I’ll be setting up another section for submissions to publishing companies, come out with a new lay out and perhaps even get my own domain. Good times!

Here’s to one hundred more!