Movember + NaNoWriMo = Evil Plot

Just wait until I finished the *second* draft...

Just wait until I finish the *second* draft… Full beard time, baby!

That’s a mighty fine NaNoWriMo novel you got there. Mind if I take a look?

BOOM! :{

Come on. Did you really think people just grow a mustache? Evil mustaches must come from evil deeds. And what finer way than to destroy the hopes and dreams of terrible, terrible writers? It’s a conspiracy, I tell you. A conspiracy among editors.