Today, the Washington Post ranked the number of on-screen kills actors have had in action movies. They put Arnold Schwarzenegger at number one.

I wish to issue a correction to this. The number one on-screen killer was Slim Pickens who played Major Kong of Dr. Strangelove. At the end of said movie, he rode a nuclear bomb that struck a Russian base, unintentionally setting off a nuclear deterrent weapon that wiped out the planet and all the inhabitants.

That is all.