It also dispenses candy when you click the link. Candy, and enemas.

What? What’s this?

What is this new link on the top right?

What are these “Publishers” you speak of?

Well for you writer-type readers, what pitifully few of you there are, finding the publishers is usually a fifth of the battle. Between imagining bold new worlds, writing about them and then filling them with sex and violence (hopefully not mixed together), we may need somebody to edit our stories and push them out for us.

Now you too can be rejected repeatedly by the same people who rejected my (literary) advances!

The publishing list will be updated and expanded upon shortly, so check back every few days for more links, more publishers and more disappointment.

Stay tuned! Or don’t! See if I care! … Please don’t go.